Life goes on -former webstar

Life goes on...we all turn old and some marry Lurch...
These endless questions spook through my head...
Is she still with Lurch? Where I left my pictures of Sandra's mom going hardcore? Does the sailor take her every night in the backdoor when he is not on the Vladivostok fleet, banging other former webstars? Is it true that Lurch is a retired Russian pornstar best known for his horse sized equipment? I hope she is happy tough.